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| Something for the Men to think about! >>> >>>1. Long hair is not the most important factor. Some short >>>hairstyles are bangin`, short dicks ain`t. Get your priorities >>>straight, stumpy. >>> >>>2. Definition of a gold-digger: Former innocent, loyal, sweet, >>>heartbroken girl who has come to the conclusion that men just >>>don`t give a fuck about women and have nothing to offer besides >>>dick, and money. Dick disappoints sometimes, money never does. >>> >>>3. Just cause your loyal girlfriend forgave you for cheating, it >>>doesn`t mean things will remain the same. Newsflash: Any cute male >>>"friend"that she may have has now moved up a few notches, playa. >>> >>>4. If she`s mad cool, the two of you always get along with no >>>arguments, and kicking it with her is like kicking it with your >>>boys, keep up the good work. You haven`t pissed her off yet. >>> >>>5. Girls can fuck you and keep it movin` too. Stop thinkin` that >>>if you fuck with us we`re gonna catch feelings. Ain`t nobody >>>thinking about you nigga. Our boyfriend was just acting up that >>>week. >>> >>>6. The REAL freaks aren`t the loud, obnoxious, promiscuous, >>>titties hangin` out, tight everything on, excessive makeup wearing >>>girls who >>>emulate chics in a Jay-Z video. Nah, she`s the QUIET one with the >>>sweatsuit, sneaks, ponytail, makeup-less face, doin` her, just >>>chillin`. That unsuspecting, "plain" chic will have you thinking >>>your dick will fall off if she leaves. Not to mention, kick one of >>>them obnoxious bitches` asses. >>> >>>7. Real freaks keep their shit undercover because if every nigga >>>knew how good her shit was and how easily she gives in to >>>tempatation, >>>her coochie would wear out like a stretched rubber band. We all >>>know how >>>many times you gotta wrap that sucker around before it holds >>>tight. >>> >>>8. Just because a girl gives you her phone number that day, >>>doesn`t >>>mean she expects to hear from you that night. Pretend like you >>>have a life. >>> >>>9. Shouting obscenities at a girl just because she DIDN`T RESPOND >>>to your, "Yo shorty", (when you`re shorter than her), or your "Ma, >>>Ma, Ma",(when you ain`t her fuckin` son), or to "Damn! girl!" >>>(when she`s with her man), only makes you look EXTRA stupid. All >>>that cursin` while she`s walking away...you still think she`s >>>fine, nigga. >>> >>>10. If you want to mess around with the next chic, just tell your >>>girl. She`s not gonna drop dead from sadness. She might drop on >>>her knees though...to thank God for giving her the opportunity to >>>mess with that cute guy at school/work/the grocery store/next >>>door/on the train/on the bus/on the UPS truck/ex she used to mess >>>with/friend of yours that`s tryin` to get with her on the low/ >>>etc. etc. nigga. >>> >>>11. You don`t "choose" the girl you want to be with. By the time >>>you >>>even recognize her, she has already, loved you, kissed you, >>>touched you, >>>sucked you, fucked you, played you, and thought of a way to drop >>>you, for that other nigga whose been eyein` her too. >>> >>>12. Men swear that girls resort to masturbation like they do. If a >>>girl says she doesn`t play with her shit, it is conceivable. When >>>we get horny, we call a nigga. As women, we have more sex appeal, >>>more seductive tactics to trap guys, and therefore more options >>>than guys. With so little resistance from you all, why play with >>>our own shit? >>> >>>13. A girl`s love and trust is like tissue. Once you`ve shit on >>>it, >>>you will never get it back to it`s original state. >>> >>>14. ATTENTION ALL NIGGAS, STOP GIVING FLOWERS WHEN YOU FUCK UP: >>>Flowers don`t make amends for all your wrongs. If anything, they >>>remind us of the course of the relationship: at first it`s >>>colorful, bright, and blooming everyday. Then it dries out, >>>crumbles, and disintegrates until it`s dead. Now it`s time for >>>some new flowers, if you know what I mean. >>> >>>15. Girls don`t dress up and look attractive to impress guys. We >>>do all that extra shit to make us happy. We could have a rag on >>>our head, no teeth, and one leg, but if our ass or titties are >>>big, we could still bag one of you fools. Why dress up >>>unnecessarily? >>> >>>16. Oh yeah, those girls in the video? THEY DON`T WANT YOU. You >>>better pay attention to the girl sittin` next to your droolin` >>>ass. >>> >>>17. If a girl claims that you`re sexually harassing her, you`re >>>ugly. Plain and simple. Sexual harassment is based solely on how >>>attractive or unattractive the so called "harasser" is. Like a >>>girl is gonna press charges because Vin Diesel told her she had a >>>nice ass. >>> >>>18. If a girl is sucking your dick and you`re not even eating the >>>pussy, and she ain`t complaining, don`t brag to your boys and >>>laugh cause you think you`re the man. Another nigga is handlin` >>>what you`re scared to do. Ha!Ha! >>> >>>19. Just cause a girl introduces you to her parents, doesn`t mean >>>she`s serious about you. It`s just that her parents keep sweatin` >>>her because they want to see the face of the person giving booty >>>calls waking up the entire house at 3am in the fuckin` morning >>>every night. >>> >>>20.Just because you spent a couple of nights at your girl`s >>>apartment, doesn`t mean you live with her. Take your dirty draws >>>home and wash them yourself. And stop tryin` to leave signs of >>>your presence. >>> >>>21. Do you really think we don`t know when you`re on the phone >>>with some chick? Nuff` said. >>> >>>22. Just because you honk your horn at a girl and she turns to >>>look at you, it doesn`t mean that she`s diggin` you. It`s because >>>she`s in the street and you honked your horn. Basic reflex is to >>>turn and look. Drive on genius.
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